There needs to be a case made for why Tuesday is the worst day of the week. We all know the typical, “fuck Monday” rants we see every week.

I am here to tell you why Monday is by far the better day than Tuesday.

First, Tuesday sits in a weeks no mans land. On Monday you’re still riding that high from the weekend, it’s fresh and hopefully you have some good stories. Tuesday is stuck between Monday and Wednesday, it is removed from the previous weekend and depending on a Monday holiday, is the furthest from the next weekend.

Second, nothing good happens on a Tuesday. This is a proven fact. 9/11 happened on a Tuesday. Stock Market Crash of 1929, a Tuesday. The Day the Music Died, the Buddy Holly and Richie Valens plane crash, a Tuesday. Columbine, a Tuesday. King of Egypt died, on a Tuesday. The Challenger Shuttle disaster… yup, you guessed it, a Tuesday.

Finally, I have British Science on my side: Brits Science Thing

The Brits can tell me anything and I will believe it, just listen to them, everything they say sounds elegant and smart…

So, as I sit here writing this blog and not actually doing the work I should probably be doing, I say, Fuck Tuesday. I may get up everyday not wanting to do work but I especially don’t want to do it on Tuesday.

AND I CAN EAT TACOS WHENEVER I WANT!